Tuesday, March 24, 2009
IM A MILLIONAIRE AT LAST!
Well Ive had a damned little cold virus that kept me from feeling too well the past few days but am finally over that and ready to enjoy my new found financial freedom. While Ive been laying around catching up on my rest and allowing my body to heal seems Ive won not 1 not 2 but 3 different treasure chests worth millions of dollars. I won the Australian lottery(even tho I never bought a ticket) I won the Canada lottery(again without buying a ticket) some poor soul from India is gona give me half of her husbands estate just to use my name(its valued in the milions) and last of all Bill Gates is gonna give me a milion dollars for just forwarding his email to others(now isnt Gates just one fine fellow to share his wealth with me?) How did I ever get so lucky? Now dont forget to leave me your name and address so I can send you part of my millions in winnings cause Im just that kind of guy. Isnt life grand?